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20,000 leagues under blythe
dive bar dive!!!!!
after a long day of sitting in the room and watching tv, only interrupted by a short trip to the pool and swimming next to an old lady in a thong, and a trip to mcd’s with a mcd’s worker with a whopping 5 hicky’s on her neck, we decided to hit up some local bars.
lets see how quickly i can confuse everyone.
we first were going to Bryce’s Casino. so from our hotel we walk a mile to the right(east). we get to the casino….sketch. we decide to go to the bowling alley. the bowling alley was to the left(west) of the hotel. therefore we walk a mile back to the hotel and another mile to the west. we see a k-mart…but not bowling alley. behind the kmart the town ends and desert begins. we do see some neon lights out in the desert, but we don’t think it’s the bowling alley and it’s in the desert…so it’s probably a trap set up by some coyotes. So we walk east. it’s a little over a mile back to our hotel. we decide to try to find the other bars…which we are told are 3 miles east. we recharge at starbucks and head east. we walk a full 3 miles and finally find the bar. DIVE. this bar was the classsssic small town dive joint. we instantly get labeled ‘big show’ and ‘alex baldwin’ by a local drunk. we get our drinks and start talking to the bartender. turns out it was a busy night at another bar and that’s why no one was as this bar. we asked where the other bar was…..’behind kmart’. so in review we were only a short walk away from the busy bar, but we decided to walk three miles in the opposite direction to go to the other bar. oh well…we still had a good time and some free drinks with bartender at our bar…..basically the only thing to do in blythe is to go to the river. and today being father’s day…everyone is at the river. since we do not have a boat, a car, or anything that moves faster than a scorpion, we shall spend our day watching downloaded episodes of robot chicken, buzzkill, wondershowzen, and 321 contact.
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June 19th, 2005 at 6:18 pm
So all I needed to do at yosemite to get you guys to walk 1.2 miles along mosquito infested paths is promise booze at the end of the tunnel?
Either way, it sounds like you guys are having a blast in Blythe, maybe if you’re still there on tuesday I will drive down and meet you guys
Whats 4 hours out into the desert right?
June 19th, 2005 at 6:41 pm
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, ETC. Welcome to the best of the best Real World. Ain’t it Grand??!! Isn’t Blythe where the populas does indeed go to the river on week-ends but they have their clothes on instead of swimsuits?? Keeping fingers crossed for you! Hope you’re back on the road soon! Love, Mom
June 19th, 2005 at 10:03 pm
Hmm…I remember that part of the river…Everytime I’ve been there, it musta been everyone’s birthday…’cuz everyone was wearin’ their birthday suits!
Sounds like you’re getting lottsa exercise. It’s A Good Thing. Waaaaaatttttterrrrrrrr!
What are the temperatures, day and night?
Watch out for scorpions, side-winders, Marines. Step over the scorpion; move backwards from side-winders; buy Marines a drink from me : )
Good luck guys! May the mechanic show up early, and in a good mood.
June 20th, 2005 at 5:24 am
Have you checked to see if there’s a toddler under the hood? That might be why the Dragon’s not starting.
June 20th, 2005 at 9:28 am
Contact is the moment… when everything happens.
I love 321 Contact.
In any event, I thought I’d tell Dave that I’ve used his new bathroom, and it’s very nice.